*dies*

[inteligrrl]

omfg! these are hillarious

How to get a wife the conservative christian way : http://xatiguy.blogspot.com/2005/01/bible-guide-to-wife-finding.html

The fandom testament : http://www.journalfen.net/community/fandom_wank/606170.html?thread=52909786#t52909786


Read and laugh.

Comments

[lunarennui.livejournal.com]

i love you, sweetie. chris is booked for san diego at some point in the next month or two--we're driving down, and OMG I MUST HOOK UP WITH YOU. when i find out what the dates are, i'll let you know, my loverly one. i miss you like mad.

*loves and misses*

[inteligrrl.livejournal.com]

*dances!* YYYYYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! yes! I cannot wait to see you!

[lunarennui.livejournal.com]

can i stay overnight? i want to cuddle with you again.

[inteligrrl.livejournal.com]

I'll be so disappointed if you don't. I'll even clean my room. *looks forward to it*