Severus Snape laid back against his cot and tried to look as unconcerned as possible. Not because he really felt all that unconcerned, but because it would piss off Grand Moff Malfoy if he walked in and disturb any soldiers who came by. In all honesty he felt like death would be a welcome relief, torture tended to do that to you.
Suddenly the door slid open and a armor clad stormtrooper clamored in.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Severus said, okay so it was a little weak for a barb, but he'd had a tough day.
"Huh?" the trooper said bemusedly. "Oh, the uniform!" the helmet was pulled off and a tousled black head appeared. "I'm Harry Potter and I'm here to rescue you!"
Severus surveyed his rescuer and took in the sounds of a siege being laid down the hall. "You're joking, right?"
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and no, they're not related.
Suddenly the door slid open and a armor clad stormtrooper clamored in.
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" Severus said, okay so it was a little weak for a barb, but he'd had a tough day.
"Huh?" the trooper said bemusedly. "Oh, the uniform!" the helmet was pulled off and a tousled black head appeared. "I'm Harry Potter and I'm here to rescue you!"
Severus surveyed his rescuer and took in the sounds of a siege being laid down the hall. "You're joking, right?"
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and no, they're not related.