God, so badness... X3
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inteligrrlMy feelings about X3 are actually less traumatised than most my friends. I have never been satisfied with the portrayal of the X-verse in the other two movies, which meant that I went into this one expecting to be disapointed. Which I was, but really not any more than I planned, which meant I actually enjoyed this one more than most people I know. Anyhow my only real comment is dealing with the final scene between Bobby Drake & St.John, the whole shoulda stayed in school line just struck me as too funny, and inspired this:
Why was there so much time lapse between Xavier's death and his possession of the body on Muir Island? Because he stopped to do some psychic meddling. What's a discorporated psychic to do? Make one last impassioned plea to a former student before heading off to Scottland.
(If you haven't seen Grease... well you're utterly deprived of clasic cheese)
X-men School Drop-out
Your story sad to tell,
A teenage ne'er do well,
Most mixed up delinquent mutant on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile!
Rogue, Kitty, Storm: (La lalala lalala lalala...)
X-Men school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
X-Men school dropout,
Missed your midterms for a hot old guy!
Well at least you could have taken time, to fix up that old wardrobe,
Spent all that money instead to bleach and hack your hair off!
St. John get moving (St. John get movin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got no dream now, and no old guy.
If you go for your diploma, you could join the super-pro group.
Turn in your brotherhood badge and go back to X-school!
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout),
Hanging around the evil lair.
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout),
It's about time you knew the score.
Well they couldn't teach you villaning,
You think you're such a player,
But really they just want you 'round cause you look like a cheap hooker!
St. John don't sweat it (Don't sweat it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
Who wants their jobs done by a slob?
Now your leather's on, the vynil's gone, but still the world is cruel.
Wipe off that bad boy face and go back to X-school!
St. John don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
St. John you know it,
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta fly!
Gotta be going to take a body from that guy!
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout)
Go back to X-school
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout)
Go back to X-school
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout)
Go back to X-school
(hangs head and shame and goes to hide...)
Why was there so much time lapse between Xavier's death and his possession of the body on Muir Island? Because he stopped to do some psychic meddling. What's a discorporated psychic to do? Make one last impassioned plea to a former student before heading off to Scottland.
(If you haven't seen Grease... well you're utterly deprived of clasic cheese)
X-men School Drop-out
Your story sad to tell,
A teenage ne'er do well,
Most mixed up delinquent mutant on the block!
Your future's so unclear now,
What's left of your career now?
Can't even get a trade in on your smile!
Rogue, Kitty, Storm: (La lalala lalala lalala...)
X-Men school dropout,
No graduation day for you.
X-Men school dropout,
Missed your midterms for a hot old guy!
Well at least you could have taken time, to fix up that old wardrobe,
Spent all that money instead to bleach and hack your hair off!
St. John get moving (St. John get movin),
Why keep your feeble hopes alive?
What are you proving (What are you provin)?
You've got no dream now, and no old guy.
If you go for your diploma, you could join the super-pro group.
Turn in your brotherhood badge and go back to X-school!
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout),
Hanging around the evil lair.
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout),
It's about time you knew the score.
Well they couldn't teach you villaning,
You think you're such a player,
But really they just want you 'round cause you look like a cheap hooker!
St. John don't sweat it (Don't sweat it),
You're not cut out to hold a job.
Better forget it (Forget it),
Who wants their jobs done by a slob?
Now your leather's on, the vynil's gone, but still the world is cruel.
Wipe off that bad boy face and go back to X-school!
St. John don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame.
St. John you know it,
Even Dear Abby'd say the same!
Now I've called the shot, get off the block, I really gotta fly!
Gotta be going to take a body from that guy!
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout)
Go back to X-school
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout)
Go back to X-school
X-Men school dropout (X-Men school dropout)
Go back to X-school
(hangs head and shame and goes to hide...)
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Date: 2006-06-15 04:46 am (UTC)I also made the librarian stare at me oddly as I FELL OUT OF MY SEAT.
Thank you that made my day, no! I mean WEEK!
Love you!
The Wife.
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Date: 2006-06-15 04:50 am (UTC)HeHe
Date: 2006-06-16 06:01 pm (UTC)See you later