Favorite quote of the day....

[inteligrrl]

A debate with a non-slasher direct from epicyclical's LJ:

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LL2X: Fine maybe he (Sir Ian) is gay but Legolas is not gay! How dare you say he was gay!
CC: What? Oh. The VSD's. They're a joke. Besides, for all we know, he was gay.
LL2X: He was not gay! He was an elf!
CC: I think we can all agree that's pretty gay.
LL2X: It is not! Elves are pure!
CC: And, like a straight Ian McKellan, completely mythical. Find me the passage in LOTR where Legolas says "I am not gay." Go on, find it. Take as much time as you like.
LLX2: He was not gay and I am very upset with you and so are the members of my church! You will be very upset when they start spreading the word!
CC: The word of what?
LL2X: That you think Legolas is gay!
CC: I think this is already pretty well known about me. But feel free.
LL2X: Aren't you afraid of Hell?
CC: Did you find that passage about Legolas not being gay yet? I think it was in the Silmarillion.
LL2X: See I told you he was not gay!
CC: And you were so right. Look, here's the passage. *sends link to Legolas/Aragorn NC-17 pr0n* I am sure you will enjoy reading it.
LL2X: Thanks.
CC: Not a problem.


Favorite bit, and the reason I stuck it up here:
LL2X: He was not gay! He was an elf!
CC: I think we can all agree that's pretty gay.


*dies laughing*