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I was having a conversation with the little sis about the different styles of skating, i.e. flamboyant & artistic vs. technical and athletic, and my mom butts in questioning if the skaters I'm talking about are "male or men"? To which I wanted to reply "What the HELL does that mean?" but I really didn't want to hear her answer.

Seriously mom? Seriously? Nine times out of ten you're a reasonably progressive individual, but with me you just have to throw out little jabs to make sure I know certain things aren't all right. I disagree, you know it, and I'm more than old enough to not have my views influenced by yours.

*fumes*

Parents y'all, parents.