There's a joke about apples and trees in here somewhere...

Today my brother came up to me playing a harmonica.

Zach: can you tell what I'm playing?
Me: The harmonica.
Zach: No! Listen
*listens to tuneless harmonica noises*
Me: Okay, what's it supposed to be?
Zach: It's how an alien says "We Are Aliens"
Me: Zach have I ever told you that you're my favorite brother?

Yes ladies and gentlemen, that child and I definitely share genetic material.

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