What can I say... I got bored?

Limericks by me
dedicated to my lovely tia and anna, whom I also miss very much.

There was an invisible priest
who spent all his time herding geese
Then one night his flocks
ate all his socks
and he sleeps now on down & not fleece

There once were two men who were gay
One even had a beret
One night while in class
They saw Al Gore's ass
& they've been straight from that day

On the question of Wendel & Cass
The zookeepers were quite aghast
For who would have thought
all the press it had brought
for penguins who liked it 'up the ass'



totally unfinished, unbeta'ed, and otherwise rough..... and do I care? not a bit. HaHa! Take that english language! As an added insult I'm going to be slapdash about my usage of the shift key too, so there.