Hollidays, and the difficulty finding decent smut therin...

Whoo hoo! Just returned from watching Santa Clause 2, I enjoyed it, but found myself remembering just how much I love the original. One question though, why does it have to be a Mrs. Clause? This is the twentieth century, why can't there be a Mr. Clause? If Santa was gay, would his parner be forced to wear drag, and develope a sexual identity crisis?

Could we dresss up Bernard?

I love the idea of Santa and Bernard being a couple! I've been a shipper for them since I first discovered slash. Saddly I've never found a good fic with the two of them, but I live in hope.

.... mmmmm Bernard in a dress.... with eye makeup......

Back on a strictly movie cannon basis, I did like the girl they set Santa up with. The only thing I had a problem with was the very end bit, where she was fat and doing some stupid dance. It was totally out of character for her. I quite liked her being the calm steady one in the relationship. There was no need to mock her like that.

Besides, she was a hottie.

..... Bernard, in a short red dress...

*sigh* I'm in such a Christmas mood right now....