Favorite quote of the day....

[inteligrrl]

A debate with a non-slasher direct from epicyclical's LJ:

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LL2X: Fine maybe he (Sir Ian) is gay but Legolas is not gay! How dare you say he was gay!
CC: What? Oh. The VSD's. They're a joke. Besides, for all we know, he was gay.
LL2X: He was not gay! He was an elf!
CC: I think we can all agree that's pretty gay.
LL2X: It is not! Elves are pure!
CC: And, like a straight Ian McKellan, completely mythical. Find me the passage in LOTR where Legolas says "I am not gay." Go on, find it. Take as much time as you like.
LLX2: He was not gay and I am very upset with you and so are the members of my church! You will be very upset when they start spreading the word!
CC: The word of what?
LL2X: That you think Legolas is gay!
CC: I think this is already pretty well known about me. But feel free.
LL2X: Aren't you afraid of Hell?
CC: Did you find that passage about Legolas not being gay yet? I think it was in the Silmarillion.
LL2X: See I told you he was not gay!
CC: And you were so right. Look, here's the passage. *sends link to Legolas/Aragorn NC-17 pr0n* I am sure you will enjoy reading it.
LL2X: Thanks.
CC: Not a problem.


Favorite bit, and the reason I stuck it up here:
LL2X: He was not gay! He was an elf!
CC: I think we can all agree that's pretty gay.


*dies laughing*

Comments

[banalheart.livejournal.com]

How dare you say that Legolas is gay! I'm shocked and appauled.
Legolas was not gay. he was a secret transvestite. that's not the same!
wait until my church finds out! Aren't you afraid of marshmallows?

[inteligrrl.livejournal.com]

*snickers maddly*

Well, that explains the poncy outfit he had on for the Council of Elrond scene....

Aren't you afraid of marshmallows?

Positively terrified. *g*

[jessindistress.livejournal.com]

And, like a straight Ian McKellan, completely mythical. Find me the passage in LOTR where Legolas says "I am not gay."

*ROFLMAO* That is brilliant.

Me: And you were so right. Look, here's the passage. *sends link to Legolas/Aragorn NC-17 pr0n*

You rawk. I don't think I've laughed this hard in years. *tears streaming down face*

Where have all these nutty "religious" people who hate gayness come from lately? LJ is crawling with them... Has some right-wing conservative party funded a breakout from some homphobic holding pen or something? It's very weird. *shakes head in WTF disbelief*

~Jess

[angeleledhwen.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

[lunarennui.livejournal.com]

roflmao...completely mythical indeed...

[inteligrrl.livejournal.com]

I don't think I'll ever see the word 'pure' again without thinking of you.