This is why I should avoid having Michael Jackson on my playlist...

I kind of want to create a break-up card. Some kind of ridiculous graphic to express the following:

People who are not my lovers:

Billie Jean
Lex Luthor
You

and possibly the inside should contain the text "this has got to be classier than a break-up post-it/voice mail, right?"

I feel this would be the kind of card that requires accompanying silly fic. But mostly, I want that cover graphic.