I really rather enjoy these...
Fandoms:
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
X-Files
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
X-Men
The mysterious dark gothy one with whom you used to sit up talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy:
Certain X-Files and Harry Potter authors
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town:
Pride & Prejudice
The steady:
Harry Potter
The ex's: X-Files & X-Men
The flirts: Spiderman, RPS, Xena, StarWars:TPM
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Gundam Wing
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Lord of the Rings
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool gal except it's never really gone anywhere:
Buffy
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at her and thinking, Her? How the hell did she land all these cool babes?:
Gundam Wing
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly:
Anything Anime
The one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it:
X-Files
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets:
X-Men
The mysterious dark gothy one with whom you used to sit up talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized she really was fucking crazy:
Certain X-Files and Harry Potter authors
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved she doesn't actually live in town:
Pride & Prejudice
The steady:
Harry Potter
The ex's: X-Files & X-Men
The flirts: Spiderman, RPS, Xena, StarWars:TPM
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with:
Gundam Wing
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't:
Lord of the Rings
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool gal except it's never really gone anywhere:
Buffy
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at her and thinking, Her? How the hell did she land all these cool babes?:
Gundam Wing
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom she keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for her except you just know it's going to end badly:
Anything Anime
