Well my dear, I apologize, but I don't have a lot of guidance for you. If you want to look at my delicious bookmarks (http://delicious.com/inteligrrl) or my google reader page (https://www.google.com/reader/shared/
03257131471096552665) you can see the kind of random stuff I find interesting. Basically, I love either happy endings or things that make me *bawl*. I'm a torrid slasher, but meaty friendship fics are wonderful too. Give me either and I'm sure I'll love it. Witty dialog is a favorite, but some of my favorite fics have almost no dialog at all, so it's really up to you. I'm sure whatever you do will be lovely and if you want to leave me a question (anonymously, in the spirit of the secret) I don't mind.